and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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