im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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