I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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