Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize