Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
How does one acquire holy water?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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