this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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