I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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