if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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