Do you still have your period?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
you made out with another girl for some wings
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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