Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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