loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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