If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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