Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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