she woke up with a sticky ear
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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