is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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