If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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