Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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