You just made me feel so damn special
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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