Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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