Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Send help, water and tortillas.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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