That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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