You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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