i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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