Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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