he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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