I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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