Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me

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You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on

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How come?

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Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight

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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.

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(770): View more from Georgia

let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that

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