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(440): View more from Ohio

my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid

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(917): View more from New York City

Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.

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(530): View more from California

Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..

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