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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?

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  you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

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• (510): View more from California

  I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..

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  With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying

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• (315): View more from New York

  Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.

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• (925): View more from California

  michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes

  (937): View more from Ohio

  Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"

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