whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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