were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
either way he was missing a nipple.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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