this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You can make out without kissing
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