If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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