What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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