You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
All the doctor said was why
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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