you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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