I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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