whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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