Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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