I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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