I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You are a genius and a whore.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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