You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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