I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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