Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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