Me too!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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