I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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