i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
His nipple licking is glorious
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