Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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