This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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