Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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