if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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