he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
You coming home soon, man?
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
wow bdsm is so cute
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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