I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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