So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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