you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
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