yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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