There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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